Sunday, July 31, 2011
What You Need In Your Life
(wait I'm the only one that puts the condom on BEFORE the date starts? Oh, ok...nevermind)
Check this video and feel like you went wrong in life because you don't spend your Saturdays knee deep in cocaine, Ikea furniture, and white/semi white wimmens. That is, until your angry roomate shows up with Kid Cudi demanding your half of the light bill.
Rap City Hits
Just in time before the end of Camo Shorts Season. Or Jean Short Season for you other-type niggas.
WHERE ARE THEY NOW??
After the release of the first album, the group became Seventh-day Adventists.[2] Yodared and Myntric left the group as both felt that the hip hop lifestyle was not in line with their religious convictions.[2] Yodared became the head pastor at the Templeton Hills Seventh-day Adventist Church in Templeton, California.[2] Pendulum Records ceased operation and EMI was the sole record company for their second album, God Sound (a darker, mature, hardcore, and pious recording), was released in 1997. After that, appearances were sporadic on compilations and12 inch singles. The group has disbanded since.
WHERE ARE THEY NOW??
After the release of the first album, the group became Seventh-day Adventists.[2] Yodared and Myntric left the group as both felt that the hip hop lifestyle was not in line with their religious convictions.[2] Yodared became the head pastor at the Templeton Hills Seventh-day Adventist Church in Templeton, California.[2] Pendulum Records ceased operation and EMI was the sole record company for their second album, God Sound (a darker, mature, hardcore, and pious recording), was released in 1997. After that, appearances were sporadic on compilations and12 inch singles. The group has disbanded since.
Pretty Amazing
Pure uncut talent. S/O to @JMoney417 for noticing dude in the background who was NOT about to let this amazing spectacle get in the way of his sesame chicken plate.
Rap City Hits
A regular installment of joints that were hits purely on or because of Rap City in the 90s. Probably never seen on any other video show or heard on regular radio. Only right that I start off with this CLASSIC
I can tell by the Predator leather jumpsuit, Ill was a G, son.
WHERE ARE THEY NOW??
Al Skratch: We’re in the studio right now. We’re just listening to a lot of different tracks by up and coming producers. We’re working with a cat out of Queens called Landlord [and] Coptic. We got some other people we’re working with but we don’t want to let the cat out the bag, you know what I’m saying. I’m producing a couple of joints too. (2007)
I can tell by the Predator leather jumpsuit, Ill was a G, son.
WHERE ARE THEY NOW??
Al Skratch: We’re in the studio right now. We’re just listening to a lot of different tracks by up and coming producers. We’re working with a cat out of Queens called Landlord [and] Coptic. We got some other people we’re working with but we don’t want to let the cat out the bag, you know what I’m saying. I’m producing a couple of joints too. (2007)
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Dear Black Woman...
Disclaimer: I didn't create this blog to recklessly slander black women. My mother happens to be a Black woman, and she's one of my favorite people. So off the strength of affiliation, I fucks wit ya'll. So I'm not gonna come on the internets disrespecting with wild 'bitches' and 'hoes'. So don't worry, feel secure in knowing that any time I use bitch or hoe, it's in no way disrespectful. Scout's Honor.
Black Woman: You know that nigga you want to meet at the club tonight? Yeah, that one. The one by the bar that's gonna buy all your friends drinks too because he's that kind of guy. The one in the tight shirt with that tattoos that's been to jail so he's kind of dangerous but he's also a real gentleman on the inside but you still kind of feel like if you cross certain lines he just might rearrange your throat. Yeah him with the checkered past but still has all types of 'he wont go to jail for it' money. You know, the tall nigga who has all the hoes chasing him but oddly enough despite all biology, only wants you. Yeah, him. He don't give one single flying first class with the seats laid back 747 fuck about your nails, ma.
That dress you spent 4 hours picking out that sits up on your hind parts just so? We appreciate that. The hours at the gym you spent getting that stomach just right? We are grateful for every drop of sweat that dripped down your lower back. We even love your mama for giving you the genetics for those open toed heel/platform jawns. But the $30 spent on your nails? We dont even notice it when you're undoing our fake LV belt buckle. Yeah you sit there and let Mai Ling slander you in your face in Cantonese for your 3 homegirls (by the way, them hoes are also scheming on said nigga by the bar) to go 'Ooooohhh girl those nails are fierce!!'. Cuz not one stand up nigga is tryin to holla at your hands. So when you chip em while gripping the headboard for dear life, dont get upset if I show not one ounce of sympathy. Let That Boy Cook.
That dress you spent 4 hours picking out that sits up on your hind parts just so? We appreciate that. The hours at the gym you spent getting that stomach just right? We are grateful for every drop of sweat that dripped down your lower back. We even love your mama for giving you the genetics for those open toed heel/platform jawns. But the $30 spent on your nails? We dont even notice it when you're undoing our fake LV belt buckle. Yeah you sit there and let Mai Ling slander you in your face in Cantonese for your 3 homegirls (by the way, them hoes are also scheming on said nigga by the bar) to go 'Ooooohhh girl those nails are fierce!!'. Cuz not one stand up nigga is tryin to holla at your hands. So when you chip em while gripping the headboard for dear life, dont get upset if I show not one ounce of sympathy. Let That Boy Cook.
All About The Lists
Top 5 Fraud A@@ Rappers: The FUGAZI List
1. RAWSE - u stated in XXL magazine 'I spend 10 million a year and I dont make that much off rap so you do the math' not long after ur first album and since then i knew u was FUGAAZ. If you was hustlin everyday, im sure telling XXL mag would constitute self-snitching. and the punishment for that in the streets is whacking yourself. You said you knew the real Noriega. and he owe you a 100 favors. Thats a whole lot of favors. For anybody. so when it came up that you were a C.O. i wasnt even shocked. A CO is just a job...unless you spend all of your time trying to convince the public your're a coke kingpin with every effort you make. Lets just agree that its all entertainment, fat boy, and stop trying to play us like we're stupid
2. Ice Cube - Now im not saying 'thugs' don't ever go to school, but on an out of state scholarship? For ARCHITECTURE??? The only architecture niggas in the hood do is when we stackin them bricks son!! Now, Cube went on to become much more than just a gangsta rapper, but lets face it: having the world's greatest Angry Black Man face got him by for way too long. And as for Dr. Dre, he's came out (no pun intended) numerous times and admitted he's not a thug, so he gets a pass.
3. Plies - Validictorian of his High School. Academic scholarship. Speaks coherently and with insight in interviews. and then spits lyrics like 'i done beat her hunnah!!' (5 years later and i still dont know WTF a hunnah is) and appears to not be familiar with the word 'pliers'. FUGAZI! i dont want to get deep here, but it really makes me sad for our people that somebody whos obviously very intelligent feels like they have to dumb themselves down to that extreme to be a rapper. And also feels they have to be ashamed to have graduated at the top of their high school class and attend college (when they ask him about it in interviews, he dodges the question completely). I usually just accept it as entertainment but in Plies case i find it so insulting i cant even consider listening to his music (he's wack anyway but thats beside the point)
4. Prodigy - Where do I begin? One of my favorite rappers from the 90s, but my, how the mighty have fallen. We are all familiar with your "slightness" ( as joe budden said 'u cant lift the guns u talk about' LOL!), wearing multiple ass whoopings from keith murray, saigon, etc. getting laid down in ur own studio, even meeting ur partner Havoc only b/c he was gonna rob your punk ass but backed out possibly because he just felt sorry for you. We already know these stories. The biggest one to me was not the Summer Jam screen itself (we were all kids once), but your whole reaction to it. I mean you spent the ENTIRE next album (Infamy) passive-aggressively dissing Jay-Z back. mighty hoe-ish of you. add to that jay z never even felt obliged to address you again. And the worst part in my opinion, is that for the rest of your career, u completely abandoned any kind of rhyme schemes and resorted to tough talking your way through several albums (and abandoning ur barber also). It would seem that your thugged out self image was so fragile that Jay Z's Twinkletoes diss shattered it beyond repair. FUGAAZ!
5. Tupac - Yeah i said it. Sensitive poet and social activist turned Thug Jesus. This aint even all his fault so much as his fans who act like he died for all 'Real Niggas' sins. but i'd be remiss not to mention how it seemed like you were a puppet on a string during those last days at Death Row, just following along with the reputation, on a high from being around a dangerous environment. Pac was hood, pac was ghetto, pac was 100% Black, but his post-mortem superthug image is undeserved**
At the end of the day tho, I can't get mad at any Black man feeding his kids and helping his family out of The Struggle. So ima Let Them Boys Cook
**In Tupac's defense, he did shoot two cops. and thats about as gangsta as one gets.
1. RAWSE - u stated in XXL magazine 'I spend 10 million a year and I dont make that much off rap so you do the math' not long after ur first album and since then i knew u was FUGAAZ. If you was hustlin everyday, im sure telling XXL mag would constitute self-snitching. and the punishment for that in the streets is whacking yourself. You said you knew the real Noriega. and he owe you a 100 favors. Thats a whole lot of favors. For anybody. so when it came up that you were a C.O. i wasnt even shocked. A CO is just a job...unless you spend all of your time trying to convince the public your're a coke kingpin with every effort you make. Lets just agree that its all entertainment, fat boy, and stop trying to play us like we're stupid
2. Ice Cube - Now im not saying 'thugs' don't ever go to school, but on an out of state scholarship? For ARCHITECTURE??? The only architecture niggas in the hood do is when we stackin them bricks son!! Now, Cube went on to become much more than just a gangsta rapper, but lets face it: having the world's greatest Angry Black Man face got him by for way too long. And as for Dr. Dre, he's came out (no pun intended) numerous times and admitted he's not a thug, so he gets a pass.
3. Plies - Validictorian of his High School. Academic scholarship. Speaks coherently and with insight in interviews. and then spits lyrics like 'i done beat her hunnah!!' (5 years later and i still dont know WTF a hunnah is) and appears to not be familiar with the word 'pliers'. FUGAZI! i dont want to get deep here, but it really makes me sad for our people that somebody whos obviously very intelligent feels like they have to dumb themselves down to that extreme to be a rapper. And also feels they have to be ashamed to have graduated at the top of their high school class and attend college (when they ask him about it in interviews, he dodges the question completely). I usually just accept it as entertainment but in Plies case i find it so insulting i cant even consider listening to his music (he's wack anyway but thats beside the point)
4. Prodigy - Where do I begin? One of my favorite rappers from the 90s, but my, how the mighty have fallen. We are all familiar with your "slightness" ( as joe budden said 'u cant lift the guns u talk about' LOL!), wearing multiple ass whoopings from keith murray, saigon, etc. getting laid down in ur own studio, even meeting ur partner Havoc only b/c he was gonna rob your punk ass but backed out possibly because he just felt sorry for you. We already know these stories. The biggest one to me was not the Summer Jam screen itself (we were all kids once), but your whole reaction to it. I mean you spent the ENTIRE next album (Infamy) passive-aggressively dissing Jay-Z back. mighty hoe-ish of you. add to that jay z never even felt obliged to address you again. And the worst part in my opinion, is that for the rest of your career, u completely abandoned any kind of rhyme schemes and resorted to tough talking your way through several albums (and abandoning ur barber also). It would seem that your thugged out self image was so fragile that Jay Z's Twinkletoes diss shattered it beyond repair. FUGAAZ!
5. Tupac - Yeah i said it. Sensitive poet and social activist turned Thug Jesus. This aint even all his fault so much as his fans who act like he died for all 'Real Niggas' sins. but i'd be remiss not to mention how it seemed like you were a puppet on a string during those last days at Death Row, just following along with the reputation, on a high from being around a dangerous environment. Pac was hood, pac was ghetto, pac was 100% Black, but his post-mortem superthug image is undeserved**
At the end of the day tho, I can't get mad at any Black man feeding his kids and helping his family out of The Struggle. So ima Let Them Boys Cook
**In Tupac's defense, he did shoot two cops. and thats about as gangsta as one gets.
Everybody Ain't On Your Team
As i write this, the beat from The Weeknd's 'Glass Table Girls' is bouncing around my head. I'll address The Weeknd later tho.
Fuck your shoes, nigga. I've worn mine in pretty good. I don't know your history, your environment, your influences, etc. All I have to do is feel the way I feel, be a stand up nigga about mines, and live my life. And thats all any of us should do. Who told you the point in life is to get people to see things the way you see It? if another man wants to listen to Lil b, waste his life away smoking basic trees, actually wake up lookin at Grown Man Morning Face, throwing his money away on 'women of the night', or whatever...what makes you think your mission is to 'set him straight'? If a nigga comes to you for advice, then give it to him. If he dont ask your dusty ass opinion, Let That Boy Cook.
Fuck with people who see it like you. You should be aight. If they dont see it like you, let them live as long as they arent bothering you. This dont extend to predatory mufuckas like rapists and pedophiles, but besides that...if gay mufuckas wanna get married, who cares? I find that shit personally revolting, BUT that doesnt effect my paycheck, my Heineken and my light bill. More hoes for me. No matter how right your team is, niggas is gonna think different. Get money and tend to your garden, cuz. Some things we all should do like take care of your kids, don't steal from the next man, keep your eyes off my bitches, never ask another man to borrow more than $50 if he aint related, watch my shoes boy, etc. If you dont, ur a coward. Ya bastard. But then again, everybody is NEVER gonna be on my team. Its pointless to try to get them to. And always remember, live your life, and whenever u feel that hater mindset creeping in....Let That Boy Cook. Tea Party, Republicans, I'm talking to you. Yeah, old white men are just as ignorant as young niggas, just in a different way. But thats for another time...
I hear Zaxby's calling me i gotta run. If I let you use my phone and you dial your girl's number and her picture pops up, dont get mad homeboy, just Let That Boy Cook. One.
Fuck your shoes, nigga. I've worn mine in pretty good. I don't know your history, your environment, your influences, etc. All I have to do is feel the way I feel, be a stand up nigga about mines, and live my life. And thats all any of us should do. Who told you the point in life is to get people to see things the way you see It? if another man wants to listen to Lil b, waste his life away smoking basic trees, actually wake up lookin at Grown Man Morning Face, throwing his money away on 'women of the night', or whatever...what makes you think your mission is to 'set him straight'? If a nigga comes to you for advice, then give it to him. If he dont ask your dusty ass opinion, Let That Boy Cook.
Fuck with people who see it like you. You should be aight. If they dont see it like you, let them live as long as they arent bothering you. This dont extend to predatory mufuckas like rapists and pedophiles, but besides that...if gay mufuckas wanna get married, who cares? I find that shit personally revolting, BUT that doesnt effect my paycheck, my Heineken and my light bill. More hoes for me. No matter how right your team is, niggas is gonna think different. Get money and tend to your garden, cuz. Some things we all should do like take care of your kids, don't steal from the next man, keep your eyes off my bitches, never ask another man to borrow more than $50 if he aint related, watch my shoes boy, etc. If you dont, ur a coward. Ya bastard. But then again, everybody is NEVER gonna be on my team. Its pointless to try to get them to. And always remember, live your life, and whenever u feel that hater mindset creeping in....Let That Boy Cook. Tea Party, Republicans, I'm talking to you. Yeah, old white men are just as ignorant as young niggas, just in a different way. But thats for another time...
I hear Zaxby's calling me i gotta run. If I let you use my phone and you dial your girl's number and her picture pops up, dont get mad homeboy, just Let That Boy Cook. One.
What You Need In Your Life
Go and listen to friend of my twitter band @yoyos_mama, nice on the mic, and all around stand up nigga, Seegi Bang. its free bitches. hit him on twitter @SeegiBang
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