What You Need In Your Life

Dim the lights, put this on and watch the panty-wearing rate drop to zero. Straight population increase music. By the time 'The Party and The Afterparty' comes on, all you should have to do is roll it back and go in..
(wait I'm the only one that puts the condom on BEFORE the date starts? Oh, ok...nevermind)

Check this video and feel like you went wrong in life because you don't spend your Saturdays knee deep in cocaine, Ikea furniture, and white/semi white wimmens. That is, until your angry roomate shows up with Kid Cudi demanding your half of the light bill.