I’m not the type of person that thinks I’m better than anybody. But maybe that’s because I don’t have 150 million dollars. You think rappers are bad when they get bread? Here’s some of the ignorantist shit I’d do that would probably alienate all friends and family and possibly get me arrested:
-Play nothing but Kanye’s “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” EVERYWHERE. All cars all the time. I’m even hiring a midget to follow me around with a boom box playing it so that right before I step in a room, all you would hear is ‘La laa la la…’
-Tattooing the entire left side of my face with a tattoo that just says ‘TATTOO’ in block letters
-Hiring a team of mad scientists just to create one of those mini giraffes from the the DirectTV commercials and then buy him custom made fitteds.
-Building a huge vault in my backyard like Scrooge McDuck and filling it with $357,000 in nickels.
-Wearing a Tshirt with my bank account balance on it every day. I’d have a guy living in my house who’s sole task would be to make my tshirt every morning.
-If u thinking that’s setting me up for the jack move, just know I got the security situation planned too. And to prevent the doublecross, my bodyguard detail would be rotating. I’m driving to Home Depot every day and giving 3 random Mexicans $500 and a Mac 11.
-Buying Waka Flocka’s recording contract for 10 years and making sure he never records another single song. Soulja Boy and Lil B, wash, rinse, repeat.
-Financing RES’s next album and then personally buying 250,000 copies myself in a bid to get her to marry me
-Hunting koala bears and other cute animals and hanging the heads in my living room. And making your kids look at them
-Wearing nothing but custom-made one piece flight-suit-like outfits. Shoes, pants, shirt, hood-all one piece. Mostly patent leather.
-Two words: dolphinskin houseshoes. If it will make u feel better, flipper slippers.
-Freestyle over the ‘Otis’ beat
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